Itās discount week! If you know where to look tell me the promotional code for your discount!
I am the Notorious LUXā¦and I am the GFE, the companion waiting by the door, or is it the floor? Actually tonight, lets stay in, cook some dinner, and try not to wake the neighbors.)
Welcome to the future lovers where I am your P411 verified GFE companion. Servicing the greater asheville area since 2018 and along the east coast previously! staying weird has provided me an opportunity to show you what the rest cant, can you keep a secret? I know I wont tell!
My best qualities include a lack of responsibilities including no oommates, or boyfriends, living alone in gorgeous safe Montford neighborhood. Distractions lead to interruptions, and I donāt like being interrupted ;) so join me at my private designated incall full of fine amenities, and free of distraction. Ill personally provide you with your top shelf beverage of choice, toy shows requests. I have a variety of fun, sexy, or even conservative outfits to set the mood for emotional intimacy and I always dress to please my gentleman companion!.
I strictly operate with complete discretion, so Ill ask again can you keep a secret? If so, then Im the GFE youve been looking for. Speaking of secrets have you found the secret word? Check my site or any of my linked social mediaās, because once a month Iāll post the word of the week, tell me the secret word to receive rotating deals including discounts, take home gifts, up grades and more!
Oh and never will a deposit be asked for because we don't scam men in this house! Quick Video chat availabilie on request!
Im a little 5ft tall bubbly former varsity college gymnast with a taste for the spotlight and a bit of a wild side. And as a varsity gymnast, I'm not only fit and flexible, but tiny enough to toss around at 4'11 and a 100lbs soaking and wet. Ill guide you through an experience full of warmth, excitement, and passion thats guaranteed to take from stressed and wound up to relaxed in just minutes! If youre looking for a night on the town lets dress to the nines and do it with class or maybe you want to cuddle on the couch, your fantasy is just the beginning of what I have in store.
HOW TO BOOK
Use this form and attach verification to your first message!
*verification is ID!!!! No exceptions
"Hey lux my name is ________(name), I found you on ____, I'd like to book a _____on ______(date/time), I've attached my verification to this message" *include the secret word for a $50 discount!
-Try to book in advance! If available, Ill accommodate your requests and try to work with your availability, but again this is a GFE that I take very serious and generally wont sacrifice quality of the experience to rush setting it up? Just keep that in mind!
-no qv or hhr oferred, I need the full hour minimum to give you the complete vip treatment you deserve!
-50% cancellation fee with less than 24 hours notice to be paid electronically. This will be returned to you if you rebook Within 3 days.
-no deposits needed because we don't scam men in this house!
SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW CLIENTS
-thoroughly vet whoever you choose, if they don't make you submit verification, if she has no other ads or sites or the rates seem extremely low, it's likely a scam.
-Dont pay deposits unless it's a high end well known provider, if she wants a deposit for a standard appointment , it's often a scam
-check if she has ads across multiple sites, reviews, and an online presence (social media, Instagram, Reddit, switter,OF etc.). If she has no online presence...say it with me...SCAM
If you follow these tips. Finding a legitimate scam free companion should be no problem and I really hope it's me!
Hope to hear from you boys soon!
![Hey! Hows your search going? Yeah, provider bios can be redundant and repetitive to read... especially once you notice the same "sensual and seductive" adjectives being used to describe every other chick on here.
And if you take a gander at my bio...let's agree that it's definitely a tad different. So what kinda "girl" am I? Well I'm more of a "Real Down to Mars" type of chick . Just a busty, voluptuous, pot smokin, video game playin (yes I'll WHOOOP your ass in just about any game), mixxxed chick from the Windy City šļø (oddly enough people don't know that's Chicago...fuckin concerning but w.e.). That just so happens to possess a particular set of "fine-tuned" fellatio & salad tossing š„ abilities that'll have you š¤Æšš. (Listen I got some skills that pay the MF bills if you catch my drift š)
As for the experienceā You can expect a REAL authentic interaction with another REAL genuine person! I know amazing right?! Like no fake bullshit, no worrying about if it's all a facade, JUST BE YOUāwhile I be me šāāļø.
Have you checked out my reviews?! I mean I don't wanna brag or anything but š¤·āāļø... The overall consensus seems to be that I'm likeable, sweet, and alluring š.
[TER: 347026 / P411: P350826]
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READ AND COMPREHEND THE FOLLOWING:
ā¢All activities are not to be discussed... don't ask about services, don't ask about donations ā DON'T EVEN ask in the form of a acronym. (Here's a hintš”: Check out a review site for specific activities I've been known to "participate" in)
ā¢Ms. McKenna has standards š±! Yes, just like all of you šāāļø... That being said I prefer to NOT hangout with guys that look over 65ish...You could be 85 for all I care, as long as you don't look like an old ass creeper (see examples below š) then we're good!
Look no offense, but I still have to sleep at night, right? Hanging out with someone who falls into that very specific criteria definitely keeps me up at night.
Sorry butā YuUuuCKY š¤¢
PRIME EXAMPLE: Herbert from family guy, Anna Nicole Smith's husband, the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt...
šÆļø AyyY! So apparently a small percentage of people think I'm being ageist...but in reality it's just preferenceā FUNNY THOUGH I know DAMN well y'all ain't coming at the chicks with " NO AA " in their profiles š¤š§... A.A. means African Americans if ya didn't know... But what do I know being both black and white š¤·āāļø.
[Five finger salute to all the sugar babies taken one for the team šš y'all are the REAL MVPS š]
*Pours liquor onto floor and has a moment of silence*
If you're interested in hanging out, you MUST provide ONE of the following AND provide/fill out the handy dandy template... If you don't fill out the template then you're just wasting your time, more importantly mine?!
P411ā
TERā
LinkedIn
Don't have a P411, TER, or LinkedIn? NBD! Ill happily advise you of an alternative... just know I've already done some sleuthing on my end š. If you choose to provide nothing, well I'm going to give you "nothing" in return š like my time or energy.
[Personal Note: As a former HR professional, if you honestly don't have a LinkedIn ā we'll need to have a serious side conversation about the importance of having a professional online presence š¶.]
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In an attempt to stop the vexing, vaguely worded, dead end conversations... I've taken it upon myself to create this handy dandy template for you to copy and paste for all inquiries/appointment's š:
Hi McKenna, hope all is well! My name is [NAME] and I wanted to hangout on [DAY] around [TIME] for [30/60/90 Etc] mins. Here's my [P411/TER/LINKEDIN] for verification. I look forward to hearing from you.
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